lotus-n-lime

yuri-on-ice-tbh

shit i remember from tumblr in 2018

defendglobe

fingers in his ass sunday
big dick energy
dj khaled/smash mouth pussy eating twitter drama
this is so sad, alexa play despacito
john mulaney/kid gorgeous references
tide pods
that fuckin green m&m bambi ps2 femdom thing that was everywhere for like three days and was never mentioned again
zendaya is meechee and how a bunch of anti-sj blogs got really really mad about it???
t posing
the batman comic where his whole dick and balls were out
fbi agent jokes
kung pow penis
sans undertale fucked my mom
hey peabrain, do you know how to teleport?
that whole thing where there were (apparently?) russian spy/hacker accounts on tumblr?????
where’s waldo style lucky luciano edits
that glitch where there were tons of blank reblogs on posts
people randomly started talking about rabies and there was a joke rabies pride flag and then people had to make PSAs saying uh hey rabies is literally fatal don’t go trying to get infected bc you will die because this is a normal website
the person who made a necklace out of a severed toe becomes bone thief 2.0
LET’S GO LESBIANS
that time when i thought the “i don’t feel so good”/disintegrating character jokes were just a surreal meme but they were actually a spoiler for the avengers movie??
the mad rush to desecrate todd howard’s wikipedia page for his birthday
female presenting nipples/the nsfw purge

demigodnamedathena

2018 has been dead for two days and this all feels like something that happened decades ago

Source: defendglobe

socialjusticeichigo

heroes-get-made

If you’re not prepared for your child to think differently from you, don’t have children. If you’re not prepared for your child to be disabled or chronically ill, don’t have children. If you’re not prepared for a child with autism or mental illness, don’t have children. If you’re not prepared for your child to be transgender, gay, bisexual, pansexual, lesbian, or asexual and/or you can’t accept that, don’t have children. This is not up for debate.

Source: heroes-get-made

socialjusticeichigo

antique-moonglade:
“ beijoux:
“ trebled-negrita-princess:
“ dystopiasqueen:
“ wecametoforget:
“ cluelessakemi:
“ After the shower. Oil on linen. An experiment in how many water drops I could paint before I went insane. (i lost count)
”
this is...

Source: cluelessakemi

socialjusticeichigo

wanderingtycho

This is what Kurt Cobain wanted.

catbountry

He would fucking love this.

pro-gay

WHERE’S THE FULL VERSION OP

Source: j-magra

socialjusticeichigo

one-piece-of-harry

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

one-piece-of-harry

This post is pissing people off so I’m gonna add to it:

*villain du jour flirts with Spiderman* woah! I know I swing both ways, but your way isn’t one of em

***

Intellectual™ white supremacist: and when I’m done the entire world will be one homogeneous society-

Spidey: buddy the only homo-genius here is me step off

***

Villain: *gestures to the eyesore that is the Spiderman suit* what kind of fashion is this

Spidey, a gay, knowing that all his villains commit crime in their fursuits: fucking respectable is what it is

***

Villain, talking about the plague that is vigilantes: your way of life disgusts me

Spidey, with narrowed eyes: is this homophobia or arachnophobia

Source: one-piece-of-harry

a-polite-melody

angrylizardjacket

it’s officially 2019 and my resolution is to be twice as slutty and make more bold fashion choices; this one’s for you, Mr Mercury.

dailybipuns

in 20biteen, we do it for freddie

Source: angrylizardjacket

a-polite-melody

paper-mario-wiki

a japanese guy who made a bunch of creepy pasta videos a long time ago (you’ve probably seen Youtube666, he made that) is playing through minecraft for the first time and he’s not using any guides or anything other than the in-game guidebook and he’s fucking. doing it in such a buddhist way.

like, he’s so patient and detached from all of the stuff he’s gotten.

in the newest episode he destroyed 14566 blocks of bridge and blew up his original house just because he learned about xyz coordinates by accidentally pressing F5 and he wanted his house to be at the X:0 coordinate.

also look at this quarry. it’s his 5th quarry.

look at this absolute fucking massive hole.

and it’s not like “HELLOOOOO EVERYBODY WHAT IS UP, TODAY WE’RE GONNA BE PLAYING MIIIIIINECRAAAAFT” he’s just like. a quiet 30 year old japanese man who speaks very precisely and politely. and he even does his own english captions which are overlayed on the video and he uses emoticons like (0u0)/

he’s so wonderful and cute.

paper-mario-wiki

please watch at least like 5 minutes of this.

i PROMISE you you’ll smile.

gbasprite

i’ve been keeping track of piropito’s minecraft series since the beginning and i can promise you all 76 episodes and counting are well worth the watch because it’s incredible the LENGTHS this guy goes to learn and explore without help from others.

some highlights:

-spends literal HOURS upon HOURS building these long, seemingly endless bridges because he wants to reach “the ends of the earth”

-around episode 40, he’s learned the ins and outs of redstone but doesn’t realize you can sleep in your bed.

-the noises he makes when he’s afraid of enemies/dies are precious and gentle and not at all what you’d expect from a famous horror artist

-spends hours trading resources with villagers to get glass only to find out almost 50 episodes in that you can make glass from sand

-destroys several mountains of sand in the desert to not only fuel his love for glass, but also because “explosions are sugoi 0u0″

-sees a silverfish and

-builds a giant “machine” that runs on redstone, minecarts, and pistons that pushes colored sand through a massive glass window. it doesn’t do anything, it just pushes all the blocks to the bottom and breaks after a few minutes. piro seems very pleased with it.

-makes these complex shapes/structures in an attempt to create a nether portal, doesn’t realize it’s just a rectangle

-a fan made a skin just for him, complete with 0u0 face

-falls in lava multiple times, never gives up

-builds a giant coin pusher game for funsies

-NANI KORE?

-in short i beg of you to watch this gentle man play minecraft blind it’s so fascinating

snowgolems-r-fun

chaotic-carnifex

I’m at episode 8 this is so adorable thanks tumblr for helping me discover things I never would have otherwise

Source: paper-mario-wiki

vinegar-and-glitter

burnhamandtilly

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018), Dir. Desiree Akhavan

Source: burnhamandtilly

a-polite-melody

beachgothgay

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.